If you love dark chocolate, you will adore these ganache rejects.
Mega Lemon and mint. Well, which one is it? Are these gorgeous chocs made with huge, massive, gargantuan lemons, or with a polo mint the size of a donut lilo. Or are these chocolates just really, really, really, REALLY big. From my personal experience with this choco artist, I think they're just going to be MEGA good. But then again, they're rejects, and they're brown, so they could just be MEGA $%&£@&%!
I like Cadbury's, I do. I like these too, but they're triple the price. To be honest, Mate, I like my Black Forest a bit brown, my lemon squeezy a smidge less tart, my praline not too nutty, and my caramel, not too runny. I knows what I likes, and I likes what I knows, because I'm Popeye the sailor man, except that I do hates the spinach. 'I hates spinach'; that's tatooed on my bum, honest! Anyway, at the end of the day (the best ever expression ever for summin up), I likes pubs more than bars, and bon bons more than farts, you know. But I do like desert bars almost as much as pubs, which I guess makes me a hippopotamus, or a hypnotherapist, I suppose, or is that hypocricket (I likes my sports as well) . I knows what I likes, cause I'm not just a bum who hates spinach. Cadbury's!... as British as British airways, British Petroleum, and a chicken tikka masala. Yum!
the Beatles broke up in 1970, flirted with getting back together in 74 and 75, before John Lennon was murdered in 1980. They never even said they had broken up beyond Paul throwing a temporary hissy fit in the media, and then later retracting. But when your favourite chocolate producer makes a big Hu-Ha about there never every being any more reject stock ever again, and then two months later, he is throwing out buckets full of mega reject stock.... well, it's as if John Lennon himself is back from the dead, stuffing his face with bon bons, whilst playing 'imagine' on the ukalayla!!!!
Literally everything they make is insanely delicious and the flavours are always perfectly balanced. Even the reject bags are perfection!
This company has dealt with the massive blow of the rising costs of cocoa and now the warm weather and have managed to keep their prices reasonable. the cold packaging during this heatwave has been much appreciated!